Oh yeah? Maybe I can suggest a tip. Frying pans. Very useful, my new favorite weapon of choice.

[ Is he joking? ... it's hard to tell. ]

Right? And we can't even fly with them! Definitely the worst wings ever. Just you wait. You think it doesn't seem bad now? Try saying that when you're sitting on the floor painstakingly cutting wing holes into all the shirts you own.

[ He owns three. Not that this stops him from complaining like a champion. But he's mostly just joking, trying to get her to smile. ]